DON'T LOSE FACE

Hit me over the head with a hammer did you just see that. Unbelievable! One more time? Bite me, whoa... This is better than Gumby Now that's what I call head! If your in space put on a Space Suit, for Pete's sake. Can you believe this guy? That was the last time, I AM NOT putting it up one more time. There's a rule in performance of twice. It will work the first two times but not the third. So no way I am going for four? I lied! Armand Hamouth

TEENIE WEENIE

MY NEW PHONE I like putting it on vibrate and shoving it up my ass armandhamouth

GAMES OF ALL GAMES

GOOD EVENING! And welcome once again to "IDENTIFY THAT ASS." Armand Hamouth

WORD PERFECT

OMG ! I didn't think anyone used typewriters anymore. armandhamouth

OMG! OR SHOULD I SAY OBAMA?

A GREAT MOVIE Driving Miss Dais... What the fu..!!!! Armand Hamouth

AN EYE ON BREAKFAST

VITAMIN SEE TIP If your breakfast is looking at you, it's time to cut back on the meds! armandhamouth

ADJUSTING TO THE NEW ECONOMY!

GOOD BOY! FRANCINE: Now if I can teach him to roll over I'm getting rid of the Chauffeur. armandhamouth

STARS IN THE NEWS!

HELIUM BALLOONS The sky broke out in song, It was however in a squeaky voice much like Alvin and the Chipmunks Update, Miles in a shocking development to this story. Alvin and The Chipmunks file suit in Civil Court against the Sky. The suit alleges Copyright Infringement and seeks compensation in the amount of... Armand Hamouth

PENIS ENVY.

Welcome! It's time to play... Add Your Own Caption Waiter? This is ABSOLUTELY NOT!!!! what I meant when I asked for a FRUIT COCKtail armandhamouth