Montezuma's Revenge

I can't hold anything in. This is the last time I vacation in Mexico. Armand Hamouth

A NEW CLEESE ON LIFE.

Although he only had one leg... nature had compensated in other ways which made him a huge Porno Star worldwide. There was nothing faulty about his tower. His Monty was the size of a Python. Armand Hamouth

AN HONEST MISTAKE

OUT IN THE BUSH Oh damn! Sorry I had no idea you were in here Marge...! Armand Hamouth

BUTT, BUTT?

CHARMING Her dresses were especially designed to accommodate her unusually large and strangely shaped rear end. Armand Hamouth

BOXER SHORTS

CLONES ? ? No wonder he won so many fights Armand Hamouth

GOD? FATHER!

A DOG'S DAY AND JUSTICE FOR AL " No you're out of order, this pizzeria is out of orders, this caption is out, that's an order, this blog is not in order..." Armand Hamouth ( I know it was you Fredo. You broke my heart. You broke my heart.)

THE NURSERY ROOM

Anesthesia, why they use it. Stop screwing around Jane it's not funny this is open heart surgery. Armand Hamouth

MODERN ARCHITECTURE

Home Sweet Home Victor often forgot to close the kitchen sink tap. armandhamouth

WHERE'S CLYDE

A Real Corker I bought the dress and SOMEONE is going to marry me! armandhamouth

THE MAGIC TOUCH

So Far So Good (Thinking) Holey Shit it worked... now if I just lower both my hands... armandhamouth

MT. RUSHMORE (LIES)

BILL NIXON I did not have sexual relations with that woman. GEORGE CLINTON I never broke any laws or lied to America. I know nothing about Watergate OOPS, WRONG PRESIDENTS ! Oh what the hell it all adds up to the same thing. Can you say the word... TRUTH! BREAKING CAPTION NEWS Weapons Of Mass Destruction President Bush? REALLY! MORE BREAKING CAPTION NEWS GEORGE W. REPLIES How's this for a farewell speech America! Besides the bastard tried to hurt my daddy! Can you say %$#@ ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ HMMM, AHHH? WE HAVE LOST SATELLITE COMMUNICATION WITH THE PRESIDENT YEAH! YEAH! THAT'S IT ! THAT'S THE TICKET! Hey everybody else is lying. ..sorry! Armand Hamouth