tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-78342803633652539302012-02-16T05:54:40.815-08:00CAPTIVE CAPTIONSTALKING PICTURES AKA CAPTIONS BEHIND BARSarmandhamouthhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02476279449553488157noreply@blogger.comBlogger201100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7834280363365253930.post-76067326541331747572009-08-26T13:52:00.000-07:002009-08-31T05:46:10.742-07:00Montezuma's Revenge<table border="0"><tbody><tr><td valign="top"></td> <td align="right" nowrap="nowrap"><span style="font-size: 85%;"></span></td></tr><tr><td colspan="2"><br /><table bg="" border="3" style="color: darkblue;"><tbody><tr><td><table bg="" border="3" style="color: darkblue;"><tbody><tr><td><table bg="" border="2" cellpadding="7" style="color: darkblue;"><tbody><tr><td><br /><center> <span style="color: blue; font-family: papyrus; font-size: 100%;"> <b>I can't hold anything in. </b></span><br /><br /><center><table bgcolor="black" border="3"><tbody><tr><td><table bgcolor="silver" border="3"><tbody><tr><td><table bgcolor="white" border="3" bordercolor="black" cellpadding="7" height="220" style="width: 316px;"><tbody><center><tr><td><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Fp_FM9GrWgk/SpXOEz25W-I/AAAAAAAAFS8/A-6G1By0hjE/s1600-h/1911874.4787.big.gif.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Fp_FM9GrWgk/SpXOEz25W-I/AAAAAAAAFS8/A-6G1By0hjE/s400/1911874.4787.big.gif.jpg" /></a><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><center> <center></center></center></center></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table><br /><center> <span style="font-family: papyrus;"> <span style="font-size: 100%;"><b><span style="color: darkblue;">This is the last time I vacation in Mexico.<br /></span></b></span></span><br /><center><span style="font-family: papyrus;"><span style="color: black; font-family: papyrus;"><span style="font-size: 100%;"><b>Armand Hamouth</b></span></span><br /></span></center></center></center></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table><span style="font-family: papyrus;"><u><span style="color: darkblue;"><b><span style="font-size: 78%;"><br /></span></b></span></u></span></center></td></tr></tbody></table><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7834280363365253930-7606732654133174757?l=captivecaptions.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>armandhamouthhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02476279449553488157noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7834280363365253930.post-463865715347116372008-11-21T06:21:00.000-08:002009-08-26T12:03:58.392-07:00A NEW CLEESE ON LIFE.<table border="0"><tbody><tr><td valign="top"></td> <td align="right" nowrap="nowrap"><span style="font-size: 85%;"><br /></span></td></tr><tr><td colspan="2"><br /><center><br /><table bg="" border="3" style="color: darkblue;"><tbody><tr><td><table bg="" border="3" style="color: darkblue;"><tbody><tr><td><table bg="" border="2" cellpadding="7" style="color: darkblue;"><tbody><tr><td><br /><br /><center> <span style="color: black; font-family: papyrus; font-size: 180%;"> <b>Although he only </b></span><br /><br /><center><br /><table bgcolor="black" border="3"><tbody><tr><td><table bgcolor="silver" border="3"><tbody><tr><td><table bgcolor="white" border="3" bordercolor="black" cellpadding="7"><tbody><tr><td><br /><center> <a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Fp_FM9GrWgk/SRgUoie9QFI/AAAAAAAADWY/edpuiQVv33I/s1600-h/%210%2101354074.3703.big.gif.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5266982450893766738" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Fp_FM9GrWgk/SRgUoie9QFI/AAAAAAAADWY/edpuiQVv33I/s320/%210%2101354074.3703.big.gif.jpg" style="cursor: pointer; display: block; height: 240px; margin: 0px auto; text-align: center; width: 320px;" /></a></center></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table><br /><span style="color: black; font-family: papyrus; font-size: 180%;"><b>had one leg...</b></span><br /><br /><br /><center> <span style="font-family: papyrus;"> <span style="font-size: 100%;"><b><span style="color: darkblue;">nature had compensated<br />in other ways which made him<br />a huge Porno Star worldwide.<br />There was nothing<br />faulty about his tower.<br />His Monty was<br />the size of a Python.<br /></span></b></span><br /></span><center><span style="font-family: papyrus;"><span style="color: black; font-family: papyrus;"><span style="font-size: 100%;"><b>Armand Hamouth</b></span></span><br /><br /></span></center></center></center></center></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table><span style="font-family: papyrus;"><u><span style="color: darkblue;"><b><span style="font-size: 78%;"><br /></span></b></span></u></span></center></td></tr></tbody></table><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7834280363365253930-46386571534711637?l=captivecaptions.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>armandhamouthhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02476279449553488157noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7834280363365253930.post-83901529822127337842008-11-21T06:10:00.000-08:002009-08-27T04:50:47.139-07:00AN HONEST MISTAKE<table width="100%" border="0"><tbody><tr><td align="right" nowrap="nowrap"><br /></td></tr><tr><td colspan="2"><center><table bg="" border="3" style="color:green;"><tbody><tr><td><table bg="" border="3" style="color:brown;"><tbody><tr><td><table bg="" border="3" cellpadding="7" style="color:green;"><tbody><tr><td> <center> <span style=";font-family:papyrus;font-size:100%;" ><b><span style="color:brown;"><br />OUT IN THE BUSH<br /><br /></span></b></span><center><table bg="" color="green" border="3"><tbody><tr><td><table bg="brown" color="brown" border="3"><tbody><tr><td><table bg="" color="green" border="2" cellpadding="7"><tbody><tr><td><center><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Fp_FM9GrWgk/SSbBxdznklI/AAAAAAAAD7M/FICKa2O6avg/s1600-h/zznot-phallic.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 181px; height: 400px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Fp_FM9GrWgk/SSbBxdznklI/AAAAAAAAD7M/FICKa2O6avg/s400/zznot-phallic.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5271113469442626130" border="0" /></a></center></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table><span style="font-family:papyrus;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><b><span style="color:green;"><br />Oh damn! Sorry I had no idea<br />you were in here Marge...! </span></b></span></span> <center><span style="font-family:papyrus;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><b><span style="color:burlywood;"><br /><span style="color: rgb(102, 51, 51);">Armand Hamouth</span></span></b></span></span> </center></center></center></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table></center></td></tr></tbody></table><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7834280363365253930-8390152982212733784?l=captivecaptions.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>armandhamouthhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02476279449553488157noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7834280363365253930.post-68736456984402091792008-11-21T05:06:00.000-08:002008-11-21T05:13:21.513-08:00BUTT, BUTT?<table width="100%" border="0"><tbody><tr><td align="right" nowrap="nowrap"><br /></td></tr><tr><td colspan="2"><center><table bg="" border="3" style="color:green;"><tbody><tr><td><table bg="" border="3" style="color:burlywood;"><tbody><tr><td><table bg="" border="3" cellpadding="7" style="color:green;"><tbody><tr><td> <center> <span style=";font-family:papyrus;font-size:100%;" ><b><span style="color:green;"><br />CHARMING<br /><br /></span></b></span> <center><table bg="" color="green" border="3"><tbody><tr><td><table bg="" color="burlywood" border="3"><tbody><tr><td><table bg="" color="green" border="2" cellpadding="7"><tbody><tr><td><center><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Fp_FM9GrWgk/SSay3wFMtrI/AAAAAAAAD6c/c4-dK-bvnD0/s1600-h/zxxxx.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 0px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 293px; height: 247px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Fp_FM9GrWgk/SSay3wFMtrI/AAAAAAAAD6c/c4-dK-bvnD0/s400/zxxxx.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5271097084753000114" border="0" /></a></center></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table> <span class="caption"><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">Her dresses were especially designed</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"> to accommodate her unusually large </span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">and strangely shaped rear end.</span></span> <center><span style="font-family:papyrus;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><b><span style="color:burlywood;"><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0);">Armand Hamouth<br /><br /></span></span></b></span></span> </center></center></center></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table></center></td></tr></tbody></table><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7834280363365253930-6873645698440209179?l=captivecaptions.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>armandhamouthhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02476279449553488157noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7834280363365253930.post-16144211167932462722008-11-21T04:47:00.000-08:002008-11-21T05:03:52.796-08:00BOXER SHORTS<table width="100%" border="0"><tbody><tr><td align="right" nowrap="nowrap"><br /></td></tr><tr><td colspan="2"><center><table bg="" border="3" style="color:orange;"><tbody><tr><td><table bg="" border="3" style="color:burlywood;"><tbody><tr><td><table bg="" border="3" cellpadding="7" style="color:orange;"><tbody><tr><td> <center> <span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-family:papyrus;font-size:100%;" ><b><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-size:130%;" >CLONES</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-size:180%;" > ? ?</span><br /><br /></b></span> <center><table bg="" color="darkred" border="3"><tbody><tr><td><table bg="" color="burlywood" border="3"><tbody><tr><td><table bg="" color="darkred" border="2" cellpadding="7"><tbody><tr><td><center><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Fp_FM9GrWgk/SSaxZAuwqPI/AAAAAAAAD6U/JqYKbzXPKiY/s1600-h/%210a%210a%210a%210a0000aaaa0000.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 265px; height: 400px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Fp_FM9GrWgk/SSaxZAuwqPI/AAAAAAAAD6U/JqYKbzXPKiY/s400/%210a%210a%210a%210a0000aaaa0000.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5271095457134717170" border="0" /></a></center></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table> <span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-family:papyrus;" ><span style="font-size:100%;"><b><br />No wonder he won so many fights</b></span></span> <center><span style="font-family:papyrus;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><b><span style="color:burlywood;"><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Armand Hamouth</span><br /><br /></span></span></b></span></span> </center></center></center></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table></center></td></tr></tbody></table><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7834280363365253930-1614421116793246272?l=captivecaptions.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>armandhamouthhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02476279449553488157noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7834280363365253930.post-42155853572040739432008-11-18T11:41:00.000-08:002008-11-21T06:28:10.101-08:00GOD? FATHER!<table width="100%" border="0"><tbody><tr><td valign="top"><br /></td> <td align="right" nowrap="nowrap"><span style="font-size:85%;"><br /></span></td></tr><tr><td colspan="2"><center><table bg="" border="3" style="color:silver;"><tbody><tr><td><table bg="" border="3" style="color:silver;"><tbody><tr><td><table bg="" border="2" cellpadding="7" style="color:silver;"><tbody><tr><td><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-weight: bold;font-family:papyrus;font-size:130%;" ><br />A DOG'S DAY</span><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-family:papyrus;font-size:130%;" ></span><br /></div><center><br /><center><table bgcolor="silver" border="3"><tbody><tr><td><table bgcolor="silver" border="3"><tbody><tr><td><table bgcolor="white" border="3" bordercolor="silver" cellpadding="7"><tbody><tr><td> <center> <a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Fp_FM9GrWgk/SSMapNXPDtI/AAAAAAAADwU/PmgIo2FWutk/s1600-h/%210a%210a%210a%210a%210a%210a%210a%210a.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 166px; height: 320px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Fp_FM9GrWgk/SSMapNXPDtI/AAAAAAAADwU/PmgIo2FWutk/s320/%210a%210a%210a%210a%210a%210a%210a%210a.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5270085284217687762" border="0" /></a></center></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-family:papyrus;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;"><br />AND JUSTICE FOR AL</span></span><br /><br /><center> <span style="font-family:papyrus;"> <span style="font-size:100%;"><b><span style="color:darkblue;"><span style="font-size:85%;">" No you're out of order, this pizzeria is out of orders, this caption is out, that's an order, this blog is not in order..."<br /><br /></span></span></b></span></span><span style="font-family:papyrus;"></span><center><span style="font-family:papyrus;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-family:papyrus;" ><span style="font-size:100%;"><b>Armand Hamouth</b></span></span><br /></span><span style="font-family:papyrus;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><b><span style="color:darkblue;"><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"><br />(</span></span></span></b></span></span><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"> </span><span style="font-family:papyrus;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><b><span style="color:darkblue;"><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);font-size:85%;" >I know it was you Fredo. You broke my heart. You broke my heart.)</span></span></b></span></span><br /><span style="font-family:papyrus;"><br /></span></center></center></center></center></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table><span style="font-family:papyrus;"><u><span style="color:DARKBLUE;"><b><span style="font-size:78%;"><br /></span></b></span></u></span></center></td></tr></tbody></table><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7834280363365253930-4215585357204073943?l=captivecaptions.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>armandhamouthhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02476279449553488157noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7834280363365253930.post-83104168296129316682008-11-18T06:49:00.000-08:002008-11-18T06:58:15.389-08:00THE NURSERY ROOM<table width="100%" border="0"><tbody><tr><td valign="top"><br /></td> <td align="right" nowrap="nowrap"><span style="font-size:85%;"><br /></span></td></tr><tr><td colspan="2"><center><table bg="" border="3" style="color:darkblue;"><tbody><tr><td><table bg="" border="3" style="color:darkblue;"><tbody><tr><td><table bg="" border="2" cellpadding="7" style="color:darkblue;"><tbody><tr><td><br /><center> <span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-family:papyrus;font-size:130%;" > <span style="font-weight: bold;">Anesthesia,</span></span><br /><br /><center><table bgcolor="darkblue" border="3"><tbody><tr><td><table bgcolor="darkblue" border="3"><tbody><tr><td><table bgcolor="white" border="3" bordercolor="darkblue" cellpadding="7"><tbody><tr><td> <center> <a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Fp_FM9GrWgk/SSLXWqSE2zI/AAAAAAAADwM/uJe84UmNDvw/s1600-h/zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz1252392.3297.big.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 154px; height: 200px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Fp_FM9GrWgk/SSLXWqSE2zI/AAAAAAAADwM/uJe84UmNDvw/s200/zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz1252392.3297.big.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5270011298284100402" border="0" /></a></center></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-weight: bold;font-family:papyrus;font-size:130%;" >why they use it.</span><br /><br /><center> <span style="font-family:papyrus;"> <span style="font-size:100%;"><b><span style="color:darkblue;"><span style="font-size:85%;">Stop screwing around Jane it's not funny this is open heart surgery.</span><br /></span></b></span><br /></span><center><span style="font-family:papyrus;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-family:papyrus;" ><span style="font-size:100%;"><b>Armand Hamouth</b></span></span><br /><br /></span></center></center></center></center></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table><span style="font-family:papyrus;"><u><span style="color:DARKBLUE;"><b><span style="font-size:78%;"><br /></span></b></span></u></span></center></td></tr></tbody></table><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7834280363365253930-8310416829612931668?l=captivecaptions.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>armandhamouthhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02476279449553488157noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7834280363365253930.post-53656640388542942772008-11-12T00:18:00.000-08:002008-11-21T05:49:43.719-08:00MODERN ARCHITECTURE<center><table style="width: 681px; height: 787px;" border="0"><tbody><tr><td style="text-align: left;" valign="top"><br /></td> <td style="text-align: center;" nowrap="nowrap"><br /></td></tr><tr align="left"><td colspan="2"><table style="text-align: left; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: auto;" bg="" color="black" border="3"><tbody><tr><td><table bg="" color="black" border="3"><tbody><tr><td><table bg="" color="black" border="5" cellpadding="7"><tbody><tr><td><center><h2 style="text-align: center;">Home<br /></h2><center><table bg="" color="black" border="3"><tbody><tr><td><table bg="" color="black" border="3"><tbody><tr><td><table bg="" color="black" border="2" cellpadding="7"><tbody><tr><td> <center> <a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Fp_FM9GrWgk/SRjDuGRHdxI/AAAAAAAADZQ/iJsHFs7tntc/s1600-h/%210%210%210%210%210%210%210%210%210%210%210%210%210%210%210%210%210%210%210%210.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 222px; height: 320px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Fp_FM9GrWgk/SRjDuGRHdxI/AAAAAAAADZQ/iJsHFs7tntc/s320/%210%210%210%210%210%210%210%210%210%210%210%210%210%210%210%210%210%210%210%210.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5267174960933598994" border="0" /></a></center></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table><br /><h2>Sweet Home<br /></h2><span style="font-family:papyrus;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><b><span style="color:black;"><span style="font-size:130%;">Victor often forgot to close<br />the kitchen sink tap.<br /></span><br /></span></b><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;color:black;" >armandhamouth</span><b><span style="color:black;"><br /></span></b></span></span><center><br /><br /><br /></center></center></center></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table></center><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7834280363365253930-5365664038854294277?l=captivecaptions.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>armandhamouthhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02476279449553488157noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7834280363365253930.post-41133351693441820902008-11-12T00:15:00.000-08:002008-11-12T00:16:59.968-08:00WHERE'S CLYDE<table style="width: 681px; height: 787px;" border="0"><tbody><tr><td style="text-align: justify;" valign="top"><br /></td> <td style="text-align: center;" nowrap="nowrap"><br /></td></tr><tr align="left"><td colspan="2"><table style="text-align: left; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: auto;" bg="" color="black" border="3"><tbody><tr><td><table bg="" color="black" border="3"><tbody><tr><td><table bg="" color="black" border="5" cellpadding="7"><tbody><tr><td><center><h2 style="text-align: center;">A Real<br /></h2><center><table bg="" color="black" border="3"><tbody><tr><td><table bg="" color="black" border="3"><tbody><tr><td><table bg="" color="black" border="2" cellpadding="7"><tbody><tr><td> <center> <h2 style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Fp_FM9GrWgk/SRjn8noz9MI/AAAAAAAADZg/yNJIjKnAzl0/s1600-h/uglydress_1989_445899842.gif"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 242px; height: 320px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Fp_FM9GrWgk/SRjn8noz9MI/AAAAAAAADZg/yNJIjKnAzl0/s320/uglydress_1989_445899842.gif" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5267214792828122306" border="0" /></a></h2></center></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Corker</span></span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:papyrus;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><b><span style="color:black;"><span style="font-size:130%;">I bought the dress and<br /><br />SOMEONE<br /><br />is going to marry me!<br /></span><br /></span></b><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;color:black;">armandhamouth</span><b><span style="color:black;"><br /></span></b></span></span><center><br /></center></center></center></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7834280363365253930-4113335169344182090?l=captivecaptions.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>armandhamouthhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02476279449553488157noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7834280363365253930.post-62797281022238586402008-11-11T23:52:00.000-08:002008-11-12T04:55:09.587-08:00THE MAGIC TOUCH<table style="width: 681px; height: 787px;" border="0"><tbody><tr><td style="text-align: justify;" valign="top"><br /></td> <td style="text-align: center;" nowrap="nowrap"><br /></td></tr><tr align="left"><td colspan="2"><table style="text-align: left; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: auto;color:black;" bg="" border="3"><tbody><tr><td><table bg="" border="3" style="color:black;"><tbody><tr><td><table bg="" border="5" cellpadding="7" style="color:black;"><tbody><tr><td><center><h2 style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:130%;">So Far So Good</span></h2> <center><table bg="" color="black" border="3"><tbody><tr><td><table bg="" color="black" border="3"><tbody><tr><td><table bg="" color="black" border="2" cellpadding="7"><tbody><tr><td> <center> <h2 style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Fp_FM9GrWgk/SRqPiCo3L_I/AAAAAAAADdY/0ETYj6Xy5_s/s1600-h/zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 198px; height: 200px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Fp_FM9GrWgk/SRqPiCo3L_I/AAAAAAAADdY/0ETYj6Xy5_s/s200/zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5267680529149800434" border="0" /></a></h2></center></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table><br /><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">(Thinking) Holey Shit<br />it worked...<br />now if I just lower<br />both my hands...</span></span><span style="font-family:papyrus;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><b><span style="color:black;"><br /><br />armandhamouth<br /></span></b></span></span><center><br /></center></center></center></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7834280363365253930-6279728102223858640?l=captivecaptions.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>armandhamouthhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02476279449553488157noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7834280363365253930.post-2667519744790462422008-11-11T04:46:00.000-08:002008-11-25T15:29:03.999-08:00MT. RUSHMORE (LIES)<table width="100%" border="0"><tbody><tr><td valign="top"><b><a href="http://adultfriendfinder.com/blog/170631/post_1350392.html?highid=87016163_87637&m=147806407_20716"><br /></a></b></td> <td align="right" nowrap="nowrap"><br /></td></tr><tr><td colspan="2"><center><table bg="" border="3" style="color:black;"><tbody><tr><td><table bg="" border="3" style="color:white;"><tbody><tr><td><table bg="" border="5" cellpadding="7" style="color:black;"><tbody><tr><td><center><br /><span style=";font-family:papyrus;font-size:85%;" ><b><span style="color:BLACK;">BILL NIXON</span></b></span><span style="font-size:85%;"><br /><br /></span><center><table bg="" border="3" style="color:black;"><tbody><tr><td><table bg="" border="3" style="color:white;"><tbody><tr><td><table bg="" border="2" cellpadding="7" style="color:white;"><tbody><tr><td> <center> <span style="font-size:85%;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Fp_FM9GrWgk/SRmAuzDp5gI/AAAAAAAADZw/cK9AjJyd7BQ/s1600-h/%210%210%21%21%21%21%21%21%21%21%21.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 186px; height: 320px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Fp_FM9GrWgk/SRmAuzDp5gI/AAAAAAAADZw/cK9AjJyd7BQ/s320/%210%210%21%21%21%21%21%21%21%21%21.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5267382780654380546" border="0" /></a></span></center></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table><span style="font-size:85%;"><br /></span><center> <span style=";font-family:papyrus;font-size:85%;" > <b><span style="color:BLACK;">I did not have sexual rel</span></b></span><span style=";font-family:papyrus;font-size:85%;" ><b><span style="color:BLACK;">ations<br />with that woman.<br /><br />GEORGE CLINTON</span></b></span><span style="font-size:85%;"><br /><br /></span><center><span style="font-size:85%;"><br /></span><center><table bg="" border="3" style="color:black;"><tbody><tr><td><table bg="" border="3" style="color:white;"><tbody><tr><td><table bg="" border="6" cellpadding="7" style="color:white;"><tbody><tr><td> <center> <center> <center> <span style="font-size:85%;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Fp_FM9GrWgk/SRmDguxSGVI/AAAAAAAADaI/rWF2qWK7Y2A/s1600-h/%210%210%210%210%210%21%21%21%21%21%21%21%21%21%21%21.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 193px; height: 320px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Fp_FM9GrWgk/SRmDguxSGVI/AAAAAAAADaI/rWF2qWK7Y2A/s320/%210%210%210%210%210%21%21%21%21%21%21%21%21%21%21%21.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5267385837520296274" border="0" /></a></span></center></center> </center></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table><span style="font-size:85%;"><br /></span><center> <span style=";font-family:papyrus;font-size:85%;" ><b><span style="color:BLACK;">I never broke any laws or lied to America.<br />I know nothing about Watergate</span></b></span><span style="font-size:85%;"><br /><br /></span><span style=";font-family:papyrus;font-size:85%;" ><b><span style="color:BLACK;">OOPS</span></b></span><span style=";font-family:papyrus;font-size:85%;" ><b><span style="color:BLACK;">,<br /><br />WRONG<br /><br />PRESIDENTS</span></b></span><span style=";font-family:papyrus;font-size:85%;" ><b><span style="color:BLACK;"> </span></b></span><span style="font-size:85%;">!<br /></span><span style=";font-family:papyrus;font-size:85%;" ><b><span style="color:BLACK;"><br /></span></b></span><span style=";font-family:papyrus;font-size:85%;" ><b><span style="color:BLACK;">O</span></b></span><span style=";font-family:papyrus;font-size:85%;" ><b><span style="color:BLACK;">h what the hell<br />it all adds up to</span></b></span> <center> <center> </center></center> <span style=";font-family:papyrus;font-size:85%;" ><b><span style="color:BLACK;">the</span></b></span><span style=";font-family:papyrus;font-size:85%;" ><b><span style="color:BLACK;"> same thing</span></b></span><span style=";font-family:papyrus;font-size:85%;" ><b><span style="color:BLACK;">.</span></b></span><span style="font-size:85%;"><br /></span> <span style=";font-family:papyrus;font-size:85%;" > <b><span style="color:BLACK;"> Can you say<br />the word...</span></b></span> <center> <center> </center></center> <span style=";font-family:papyrus;font-size:85%;" ><b><span style="color:BLACK;"><u><br />TRUTH</u></span></b></span><span style=";font-family:papyrus;font-size:85%;" ><b><span style="color:BLACK;">!<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">BREAKING<br /></span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">CAPTION NEWS</span><br /><br />Weapons O</span></b></span><span style=";font-family:papyrus;font-size:85%;" ><b><span style="color:BLACK;">f<br /><br />Mass Destruction<br /><br />President Bush?<br /><br />REALLY!<br /><br /></span></b></span><span style=";font-family:papyrus;font-size:85%;" ><b><span style="color:BLACK;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">MORE BREAKING<br /></span></span></b></span><br /><span style=";font-family:papyrus;font-size:85%;" ><b><span style="color:BLACK;"> <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">CAPTION NEWS</span></span></b></span><span style="font-size:85%;"><br /></span><span style=";font-family:papyrus;font-size:85%;" ><b><span style="color:BLACK;"><br />GEORGE W. REPLIES<br /></span></b></span><span style="font-size:85%;"><br /></span><span style=";font-family:papyrus;font-size:85%;" ><b><span style="color:BLACK;">How's this for a<br />farewell speech America! </span></b></span><span style="font-size:85%;"><br /></span><center><span style="font-size:85%;"><br /></span><center><table bgcolor="black" border="3"><tbody><tr><td><table bgcolor="white" border="3"><tbody><tr><td><table bgcolor="black" border="2" bordercolor="white" cellpadding="7"><tbody><tr><td> <center> <center> </center></center><span style="font-size:85%;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Fp_FM9GrWgk/SSx17ekRlAI/AAAAAAAAEDk/fNwpxlnhLbk/s1600-h/Bush-gives-the-finger2.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 200px; height: 158px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Fp_FM9GrWgk/SSx17ekRlAI/AAAAAAAAEDk/fNwpxlnhLbk/s200/Bush-gives-the-finger2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5272718928421950466" border="0" /></a></span></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table><span style=";font-family:papyrus;font-size:85%;" ><b><span style="color:BLACK;"><br />Besides the bastard<br />tried to hurt my daddy!<br /><br />Can you </span></b></span><span style=";font-family:papyrus;font-size:85%;" ><b><span style="color:BLACK;">say %$#@<br /><br />ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ<br /></span></b></span><span style=";font-family:papyrus;font-size:85%;" ><b><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><br /><br />HMMM, AHHH?<br /><br />WE HAVE<br /></span></b></span><br /><span style=";font-family:papyrus;font-size:85%;" ><b><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"> LOST<br /><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">SATELLITE<br /></span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">COMMUNICATION<br /><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">WITH THE<br /><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">PRESIDENT</span></b></span><br /><br /><span style=";font-family:papyrus;font-size:85%;" ><b><span style="color:BLACK;"><br /></span></b><center><table bg="" border="3" style="color:black;"><tbody><tr><td><table bg="" border="3" style="color:white;"><tbody><tr><td><span style=";font-family:papyrus;font-size:85%;" ><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Fp_FM9GrWgk/SSyI5i-GvgI/AAAAAAAAEDs/_084efwsua4/s1600-h/ZZjonlovitz.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 174px; height: 173px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Fp_FM9GrWgk/SSyI5i-GvgI/AAAAAAAAEDs/_084efwsua4/s200/ZZjonlovitz.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5272739785965223426" border="0" /></a></span></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table><b><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><br />YEAH!<br /><br />YEAH!<br /><br />THAT'S IT !<br /><br />THAT'S THE TICKET!</span></b><span style="font-size:85%;"><br /><br /></span><center><span style=";font-family:papyrus;font-size:85%;" ><b><span style="color:BLACK;"><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Hey everybody else is lying.</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">..sorry!</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">Armand Hamouth</span></span></b></span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);font-size:85%;" ><br /></span><center><span style="font-size:85%;"><br /></span></center></center></center></span></center></center></center></center></center></center></center></center></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table><span style="font-family:papyrus;"><u><span style="color:DARKBLUE;"><b><span style="font-size:78%;"><br /></span></b></span></u></span></center></td></tr></tbody></table><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7834280363365253930-266751974479046242?l=captivecaptions.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>armandhamouthhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02476279449553488157noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7834280363365253930.post-38614990252317400262008-11-11T04:11:00.000-08:002008-11-25T15:56:08.215-08:00DON'T LOSE FACE<table width="100%" border="0"><tbody><tr><td align="right" nowrap="nowrap"><br /></td></tr><tr><td colspan="2"><center><table bg="" border="3" style="color:darkred;"><tbody><tr><td><table bg="" border="3" style="color:silver;"><tbody><tr><td><table bg="" border="2" cellpadding="7" style="color:black;"><tbody><tr><td><center> <span style=";font-family:papyrus;font-size:85%;" ><span><b><span style="color:darkred;"><br />Hit me over the head</span></b></span></span><span style=";font-family:papyrus;font-size:85%;" ><span><b><span style="color:darkred;"> with a hammer<br /><br /></span></b></span></span><span style="font-size:85%;"> </span> <center><table bg="" border="3" style="color:darkred;"><tbody><tr><td><table bg="" border="3" style="color:silver;"><tbody><tr><td><table bg="" border="2" cellpadding="7" style="color:black;"><tbody><tr><td><center></center><center><center> <center><span style="font-size:85%;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Fp_FM9GrWgk/SRRTD2UVORI/AAAAAAAADNg/qwc-Vel2ZwU/s1600-h/00000.big.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 180px; height: 169px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Fp_FM9GrWgk/SRRTD2UVORI/AAAAAAAADNg/qwc-Vel2ZwU/s200/00000.big.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5265925189888456978" border="0" /></a></span></center> </center></center></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table><span style="font-family:papyrus;font-size:85%;"><b><span style="color:darkred;"><br />did you just see that.</span></b></span><span style=";font-family:papyrus;font-size:85%;" ><b><span style="color:darkred;"><b><br /><br />Unbelievable!<br /><br />One more time?<br /><br /></b> </span></b></span> <center> <center><table bg="" color="darkred" border="3"><tbody><tr><td><table bg="" color="silver" border="3"><tbody><tr><td><table bg="" color="black" border="2" cellpadding="7"><tbody><tr><td><center><center><center><span style="font-size:85%;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Fp_FM9GrWgk/SRRTD2UVORI/AAAAAAAADNg/qwc-Vel2ZwU/s1600-h/00000.big.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 180px; height: 169px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Fp_FM9GrWgk/SRRTD2UVORI/AAAAAAAADNg/qwc-Vel2ZwU/s200/00000.big.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5265925189888456978" border="0" /></a></span></center></center></center></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table><span style=";font-family:papyrus;font-size:85%;" ><b><span style="color:darkred;"><b><br />Bite me, whoa...<br /><br />This is better than Gumby<br /><br />Now that's what I call head!<br /><br /></b><center><table bg="" color="darkred" border="3"><tbody><tr><td><table bg="" color="silver" border="3"><tbody><tr><td><table bg="" color="black" border="2" cellpadding="7"><tbody><tr><td><center></center><center><center> <center><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Fp_FM9GrWgk/SRRTD2UVORI/AAAAAAAADNg/qwc-Vel2ZwU/s1600-h/00000.big.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 180px; height: 169px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Fp_FM9GrWgk/SRRTD2UVORI/AAAAAAAADNg/qwc-Vel2ZwU/s200/00000.big.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5265925189888456978" border="0" /></a></center> </center></center></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table> <span style=";font-family:papyrus;" ><b><span style="color:darkred;"><b><br />If your in space put on a Space Suit,<br /><br />for Pete's sake.<br /><br />Can you believe this guy?<br /><br />That was the last time,<br /><br /><br />I AM NOT<br /><br />putting it up one more time.<br /><br />There's a rule<br />in performance of twice.<br /><br />It will work the first two times<br />but not the third.<br /><br />So no way<br />I am going for four</b></span></b></span>?<br /><br /><center><table bg="" color="darkred" border="3"><tbody><tr><td><table bg="" color="silver" border="3"><tbody><tr><td><table bg="" color="black" border="2" cellpadding="7"><tbody><tr><td><center></center><center><center> <center><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Fp_FM9GrWgk/SRRTD2UVORI/AAAAAAAADNg/qwc-Vel2ZwU/s1600-h/00000.big.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 180px; height: 169px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Fp_FM9GrWgk/SRRTD2UVORI/AAAAAAAADNg/qwc-Vel2ZwU/s200/00000.big.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5265925189888456978" border="0" /></a></center> </center></center></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table><b><br /><span style="font-size:100%;">I lied!</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 102);">Armand Hamouth</span><br /><br /><br /></b></center></center></span></b></span></center></center></center></center></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table> </center></td></tr></tbody></table><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7834280363365253930-3861499025231740026?l=captivecaptions.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>armandhamouthhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02476279449553488157noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7834280363365253930.post-58337349843134158602008-11-09T08:11:00.000-08:002008-11-09T08:20:40.427-08:00TEENIE WEENIE<table width="100%" border="0"><tbody><tr><td style="text-align: center;" valign="top"><br /></td> <td style="text-align: center;" nowrap="nowrap"><br /></td></tr><tr align="center"><td colspan="2"><table style="text-align: left; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;color:silver;" bg="" border="3"><tbody><tr><td><table bg="" border="3" style="color:white;"><tbody><tr><td><table bg="" border="3" cellpadding="7" style="color:silver;"><tbody><tr><td><center><br /><span style=";font-family:papyrus;font-size:180%;" > <b><span style="color:black;">MY NEW </span></b></span><span style=";font-family:papyrus;font-size:180%;" ><b><span style="color:black;">PHONE</span></b></span><br /><br /><center><table bg="" color="silver" border="3"><tbody><tr><td><table bg="" color="white" border="3"><tbody><tr><td><table bg="" color="silver" border="3" cellpadding="7"><tbody><tr><td> <center> <a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Fp_FM9GrWgk/SRcNes5i26I/AAAAAAAADSo/o3wMhNRPv0Q/s1600-h/%210%210%210%210%210%210%210%210%210%210.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 288px; height: 320px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Fp_FM9GrWgk/SRcNes5i26I/AAAAAAAADSo/o3wMhNRPv0Q/s320/%210%210%210%210%210%210%210%210%210%210.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5266693110332840866" border="0" /></a></center></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table><br /><br /><center> <span style="color: rgb(102, 51, 0);"> </span><span style=";font-family:papyrus;font-size:130%;" ><b><span style="color:orange;"><span style="color: rgb(102, 51, 0);">I like putting it on vibrate<br />and shoving it up my ass</span><br /></span></b></span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><center><span style=";font-family:papyrus;font-size:130%;" ><b><span style="color:black;">armandhamouth</span></b></span><br /><br /></center></center></center></center></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table><center><u><span style="color:darkblue;"><b><span style="font-family:papyrus;"><span style="font-size:78%;"><br /></span></span></b></span></u></center></td></tr></tbody></table><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7834280363365253930-5833734984313415860?l=captivecaptions.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>armandhamouthhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02476279449553488157noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7834280363365253930.post-55739777536086675912008-11-09T03:30:00.000-08:002008-11-26T13:20:32.246-08:00GAMES OF ALL GAMES<table width="100%" border="0"><tbody><tr><td valign="top"><br /></td> <td align="right" nowrap="nowrap"><br /></td></tr><tr><td colspan="2"><center><table bg="" border="3" style="color:green;"><tbody><tr><td><table bg="" border="3" style="color:skyblue;"><tbody><tr><td><table bg="" border="3" cellpadding="7" style="color:green;"><tbody><tr><td><br /><center> <span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(153, 102, 51);">GOOD EVENING!</span></span><span style="color: rgb(153, 102, 51);font-family:papyrus;font-size:130%;" ><b><span style="color: rgb(176, 208, 0);"></span></b></span><br /><br /><center><table bg="" color="skyblue" border="3"><tbody><tr><td><table bg="" color="burlywood" border="3"><tbody><tr><td><table bg="" color="green" border="3" cellpadding="7"><tbody><tr><td><center><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Fp_FM9GrWgk/SS27ykiruzI/AAAAAAAAEGU/D36_4pcR4XA/s1600-h/zzguysheadinhole.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 300px; height: 220px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Fp_FM9GrWgk/SS27ykiruzI/AAAAAAAAEGU/D36_4pcR4XA/s320/zzguysheadinhole.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5273077216197720882" border="0" /></a></center></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table><span style="font-family:papyrus;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><b><span style="color: rgb(176, 208, 0);"><br /></span></b></span></span><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="caption">And welcome once again<br /><br /> to<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 0);"> "IDENTIFY THAT ASS."</span></span><span style="font-weight: bold;"><br /><br /></span><center><span style="color: rgb(153, 102, 51);font-family:papyrus;font-size:130%;" ><b>Armand Hamouth</b></span><br /><br /></center></center></center></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table><br /><span style="font-family:papyrus;"><u><span style="color:DARKBLUE;"><b><span style="font-size:78%;"><br /></span></b></span></u></span></center></td></tr></tbody></table><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7834280363365253930-5573977753608667591?l=captivecaptions.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>armandhamouthhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02476279449553488157noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7834280363365253930.post-89707645879032117412008-11-09T03:20:00.000-08:002008-11-09T03:29:30.338-08:00WORD PERFECT<table width="100%" border="0"><tbody><tr><td valign="top"><b><a href="http://adultfriendfinder.com/blog/170631/post_1386318.html?highid=87016163_87637&m=147806407_20716"><br /></a></b></td> <td align="right" nowrap="nowrap"><br /></td></tr><tr><td colspan="2"><center><table bg border="3" style="color:pink;"><tbody><tr><td><table bg border="3" style="color:white;"><tbody><tr><td><table bg border="3" border cellpadding="7" style="color:pink;"><tbody><tr><td><br /><center> <span style="font-family:papyrus;font-size:180%;"><b><span style="color:black;">OMG !</span></b></span><br /><br /><center><table bgcolor="pink" border="3"><tbody><tr><td><table bgcolor="white" border="3"><tbody><tr><td><table bgcolor="white" border="3" bordercolor="pink" cellpadding="7"><tbody><tr><td><center><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Fp_FM9GrWgk/SRbJRvzGK6I/AAAAAAAADQc/PwuoDub3Zb4/s1600-h/%210%210%210%210%210%210%210%210.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 160px; height: 123px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Fp_FM9GrWgk/SRbJRvzGK6I/AAAAAAAADQc/PwuoDub3Zb4/s320/%210%210%210%210%210%210%210%210.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5266618120982113186" border="0" /></a></center></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table><span style="font-family:papyrus;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><b><span style="color:black;"><br />I didn't think anyone<br /><br />used typewriters anymore.<br /></span></b></span></span><br /><center><span style="font-family:papyrus;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><b><span style="color:royalblue;">armandhamouth</span></b></span></span><br /><br /></center></center></center></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table><br /><span style="font-family:papyrus;"><u><span style="color:DARKBLUE;"><b><span style="font-size:78%;"><br /></span></b></span></u></span></center></td></tr></tbody></table><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7834280363365253930-8970764587903211741?l=captivecaptions.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>armandhamouthhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02476279449553488157noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7834280363365253930.post-15381741838042375102008-11-08T10:31:00.000-08:002008-11-21T06:46:08.789-08:00OMG! OR SHOULD I SAY OBAMA?<table width="100%" border="0"><tbody><tr><td valign="top"><b><a href="http://adultfriendfinder.com/blog/170631/post_1409426.html?highid=87016163_87637&m=147806407_20716"><br /></a></b></td> <td align="right" nowrap="nowrap"><br /></td></tr><tr><td colspan="2"><center><table bg="" border="3" style="color:silver;"><tbody><tr><td><table bg="" border="3" style="color:white;"><tbody><tr><td><table bg="" border="3" style="color:white;"><tbody><tr><td><table bg="" border="2" cellpadding="7" style="color:black;"><tbody><tr><td><br /><center><span style="font-family:papyrus;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><b><span style="color:gray;">A GREAT MOVIE</span></b></span></span><br /><br /><center><table bgcolor="silver" border="3"><tbody><tr><td><table bgcolor="white" border="3"><tbody><tr><td><table bgcolor="silver" border="3"><tbody><tr><td><table bgcolor="white" border="2" bordercolor="silver" cellpadding="7"><tbody><tr><td><center><center><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Fp_FM9GrWgk/SRXbnE-zIcI/AAAAAAAADP8/F8lG94fQgk4/s1600-h/%210%210%210%210%210.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 200px; height: 147px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Fp_FM9GrWgk/SRXbnE-zIcI/AAAAAAAADP8/F8lG94fQgk4/s200/%210%210%210%210%210.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5266356803678183874" border="0" /></a></center></center></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table><span style="font-family:papyrus;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><b><span style="color:BLACK;"><br /><span style="font-size:130%;">Driving Miss Dais...<br />What the fu..!!!!</span><br /><br /></span></b></span></span><center><span style="font-family:papyrus;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><b><span style="color:BLACK;"><span style="font-family:papyrus;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><b><span style="color:gray;"> Armand Hamouth</span></b></span></span><br /></span></b></span></span><br /></center></center></center></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table></center></td></tr></tbody></table><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7834280363365253930-1538174183804237510?l=captivecaptions.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>armandhamouthhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02476279449553488157noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7834280363365253930.post-78036684934009520872008-11-08T07:24:00.000-08:002008-11-26T15:20:05.267-08:00AN EYE ON BREAKFAST<table width="100%" border="0"><tbody><tr><td colspan="2"><center><table bg="" border="3" style="color:brown;"><tbody><tr><td><table bg="" border="3" style="color:brown;"><tbody><tr><td><table bg="" border="3" style="color:brown;"><tbody><tr><td><table bg="" border="2" cellpadding="7" style="color:black;"><tbody><tr><td><br /><center><span style="color: rgb(102, 51, 0);font-family:papyrus;" ><span style="font-size:85%;"><b>VITAMIN SEE</b></span></span><br /><br /><center><table bgcolor="brown" border="3"><tbody><tr><td><table bgcolor="brown" border="3"><tbody><tr><td><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Fp_FM9GrWgk/SS3XRdhUY8I/AAAAAAAAEHs/XiIByY_NpZQ/s1600-h/ZZeyes.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 300px; height: 225px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Fp_FM9GrWgk/SS3XRdhUY8I/AAAAAAAAEHs/XiIByY_NpZQ/s400/ZZeyes.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5273107433702843330" border="0" /></a></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table><span style="font-family:papyrus;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><b><span style="color:red;"><br />TIP<span style="font-family:papyrus;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><b><span style="color:BLACK;"><br />If your breakfast is looking at you,<br />it's time to cut back on the meds!</span></b></span></span></span></b></span></span><br /><center><span style="font-family:papyrus;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><b><span style="color:BLACK;"><span style="font-family:papyrus;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><b><span style="color:GRAY;"><br /><span style="color: rgb(102, 0, 0);">armandhamouth</span><br /><br /></span></b></span></span></span></b></span></span></center></center></center></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table></center></td></tr></tbody></table><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7834280363365253930-7803668493400952087?l=captivecaptions.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>armandhamouthhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02476279449553488157noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7834280363365253930.post-41182853551633536552008-11-08T07:08:00.001-08:002008-11-21T06:55:28.628-08:00ADJUSTING TO THE NEW ECONOMY!<center><table bg="" border="3" style="color:burlywood;"><tbody><tr><td><table bg="" border="3" style="color:black;"><tbody><tr><td> <table bg="" border="3" style="color:burlywood;"><tbody><tr><td><table bg="" border="3" cellpadding="7" style="color:black;"><tbody><tr><td><center><span style="font-family:papyrus;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><b><span style="color:Sienna;"><br />GOOD BOY!</span></b></span></span><br /><br /><center><table bgcolor="silver" border="3"><tbody><tr><td><table bgcolor="beige" border="3"><tbody><tr><td> <table bgcolor="silver" border="3"><tbody><tr><td><table bgcolor="black" border="2" bordercolor="beige" cellpadding="7"><tbody><tr><td><center><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Fp_FM9GrWgk/SRWrt3W9LTI/AAAAAAAADPs/QV3cjMHHMt0/s1600-h/1439649.331.big.gif.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 200px; height: 138px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Fp_FM9GrWgk/SRWrt3W9LTI/AAAAAAAADPs/QV3cjMHHMt0/s200/1439649.331.big.gif.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5266304143722360114" border="0" /></a></center></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table><br /><center><span style="font-family:papyrus;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><b><span style="color:black;"><br /><span style="color: rgb(153, 102, 51);"><span style="font-size:100%;">FRANCINE</span>:</span> <span style="font-size:85%;">Now if<br />I can teach him to roll over<br />I'm getting rid of the Chauffeur.</span><br /></span></b></span></span><br /><center><span style="font-family:papyrus;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><b><span style="color:Sienna;">armandhamouth</span></b></span></span><br /><br /></center></center></center></center></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table></center><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7834280363365253930-4118285355163353655?l=captivecaptions.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>armandhamouthhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02476279449553488157noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7834280363365253930.post-808948524566615632008-11-08T06:53:00.000-08:002008-11-26T15:47:28.696-08:00STARS IN THE NEWS!<table width="100%" border="0"><tbody><tr><td colspan="2"><center><center><table bg="" border="3" style="color:violet;"><tbody><tr><td><table bg="" border="3" style="color:indigo;"><tbody><tr><td><table bg="" border="3" style="color:violet;"><tbody><tr><td><table bg="" border="3" style="color:indigo;"><tbody><tr><td><table bg="" border="3" cellpadding="7" style="color:indigo;"><tbody><tr><td><center><br /><span style="font-family:papyrus;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><b><span style="color:purple;"><span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);"> <span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-size:85%;">HELIUM </span><br /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">BALLOONS</span></span></span></span></b></span></span><br /><br /><center><table bgcolor="indigo" border="3"><tbody><tr><td><table bgcolor="violet" border="3"><tbody><tr><td><table bgcolor="indigo" border="3"><tbody><tr><td><table bgcolor="violet" border="3"><tbody><tr><td><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Fp_FM9GrWgk/SS3bKeFa3uI/AAAAAAAAEH0/rhOq1Fm2xq4/s1600-h/zzzzzsing.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 186px; height: 320px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Fp_FM9GrWgk/SS3bKeFa3uI/AAAAAAAAEH0/rhOq1Fm2xq4/s320/zzzzzsing.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5273111711641689826" border="0" /></a></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table><br /><br /><center><span style="font-family:papyrus;"><b><span style="color:indigo;"><span style="font-size:100%;">The sky broke out in song,<br />It was however in a squeaky voice<br />much like Alvin and the Chipmunks</span></span></b></span><br /><br /><br /><center><table bgcolor="indigo" border="3"><tbody><tr><td><table bgcolor="violet" border="3"><tbody><tr><td><table bgcolor="indigo" border="3"><tbody><tr><td><table bgcolor="violet" border="3"><tbody><tr><td><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Fp_FM9GrWgk/SS3eHpvpY-I/AAAAAAAAEH8/bOXTQBjPctM/s1600-h/zzzzAlvin_Chipmonks_big_726.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 262px; height: 293px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Fp_FM9GrWgk/SS3eHpvpY-I/AAAAAAAAEH8/bOXTQBjPctM/s320/zzzzAlvin_Chipmonks_big_726.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5273114961766867938" border="0" /></a></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table><br /><br /><center><span style=";font-family:papyrus;font-size:100%;" ><b><span style="color:INDIGO;">Update, Miles in a shocking development to this story. Alvin and The Chipmunks file suit in Civil Court against the Sky. The suit alleges Copyright Infringement and seeks compensation in the amount of...</span></b></span><br /><br /><br /><center><span style="font-family:papyrus;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><b><span style="color:purple;">Armand Hamouth</span></b></span></span><br /><br /></center></center></center></center></center></center></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table></center></center></td></tr></tbody></table><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7834280363365253930-80894852456661563?l=captivecaptions.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>armandhamouthhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02476279449553488157noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7834280363365253930.post-44406305469397374872008-11-08T06:38:00.000-08:002008-11-08T06:49:38.490-08:00PENIS ENVY.<center><table bg border="3" style="color:blue;"><tbody><tr><td><table bg border="3" style="color:yellow;"><tbody><tr><td><table bg border="3" style="color:blue;"><tbody><tr><td><table bg border="3" style="color:yellow;"><tbody><tr><td><table bg border="3" border cellpadding="7" style="color:blue;"><tbody><tr><td><br /><center><span style="font-family:papyrus;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><b><span style="color:blue;">Welcome!<br /><br />It's time to play...<br /></span></b></span></span><br /><center><br /><center><table bg border="3" style="color:blue;"><tbody><tr><td><table bg border="3" style="color:yellow;"><tbody><tr><td><table bg border="3" style="color:blue;"><tbody><tr><td><table bg border="3" style="color:yellow;"><tbody><tr><td><table bg border="3" border cellpadding="7" style="color:yellow;"><tbody><tr><td><span style="color:darkblue;"><a href="http://graphics.pop6.com/ffadult/blogs_100/76/1460476.937.big.gif" target="_blank"><img src="http://graphics.pop6.com/ffadult/blogs_100/76/1460476.937.gif" border="0" /></a></span></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table> <span style="font-family:papyrus;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><b><span style="color:blue;"><br />Add Your Own Caption</span></b></span></span><center><span style="font-family:papyrus;"><b><span style="color:darkblue;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /><br />Waiter?<br /><br />This is ABSOLUTELY<br /><br />NOT!!!!<br /><br />what I meant<br /><br />when I asked for a<br /><br />FRUIT COCKtail</span></span></b></span><br /><br /><center><span style="font-family:papyrus;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><b><span style="color:blue;">armandhamouth</span></b></span></span><br /></center></center></center></center></center></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table><br /><br /><span style="font-family:papyrus;"><span style="color:red;"><b><span style="font-size:85%;"><br /></span></b></span></span></center><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7834280363365253930-4440630546939737487?l=captivecaptions.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>armandhamouthhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02476279449553488157noreply@blogger.com0